Top 5 Konvy Items for Every Troll Budget
I've curated these based on what the community actually buys, not just what looks good in a catalog. Prices reflect 2026 standard rates.
1. The 'Glitch King' Hoodie - $54.99
This is the bestseller for a reason. A heavy-weight black hoodie with a distorted crown graphic and the words "Glitch King" in pixelated font. The inside pocket has a secret print - a tiny "You Just Got Trolled" text. Trolls love pulling that out during video calls. Available in sizes S-3XL. Runs true to size.
2. 'Ego Boost' Sticker Pack - $12.99
A set of 10 vinyl stickers (4" each) with phrases like "Mad? Good.", "Farming Reactions", and "Your Salt Funds My Speed." Perfect for laptops, phone cases, or water bottles. Weatherproof and UV resistant. I've had one on my own laptop for six months - no fading, no peeling.
3. 'Spawn Camp' Snapback Cap - $29.99
Black cap with a white embroidered "Spawn Camp" logo on the front. The underside of the brim has a hidden message: "Respawn at Own Risk." Adjustable closure fits most head sizes. Trolls wear this during IRL meetups or when they want other players to know what's up.
4. 'Cry About It' Crew Socks - $14.99
Knee-high crew socks with a repeating pattern of crying laughing emojis and the phrase "Cry About It" running down the side. 85% combed cotton, 15% nylon. Perfect for streaming setups where only the lower half is visible. A subtle power move.
5. Limited Edition 'Trolling 101' Notebook - $19.99
A 120-page dot grid notebook with a cover that says "Trolling 101: Lesson One - Deny Everything." Inside pages have pre-printed trolling scenarios and blank spaces for planning heists. Only 500 made in 2026. Once they're gone, they're gone.